Welcome to the rebirth of Tales from the Toy Box!
Stuff happened. My life changed. I changed.
Writing is something I’ve always loved to do. Reviewing made me happy. Orgasms made me happier 1. A little over a year ago I willingly let my old blog die, allowing it to vanish into the abyss of dead websites. I couldn’t even maintain my own life, let alone maintain a blog. I lost all interest in reviewing and received little to no pleasure from masturbation. So, I packed up all2 of my sex toys and put them into storage.
I have fallen from grace. I landed hard and, with many attempts, failed to get back up. But folks, after a much longer than expected hiatus, I am back!
This site, overtime, will be chock filled with reviews of sex toys and other adult products that I have accumulated over the years. I won’t be reviewing any ole sex toy — There will need to be something extra special about a product to land on these pages. Without trying to sound like a spoiled brat3 , I expect nothing less than what the industry has to offer. Basically, I want it all — quality material, flawless craftsmanship, attractive design, rechargeable, powerful, waterproof — you name it!
Meanwhile, in addition to attempting some web design4, I’ve been polishing up some old half-assed reviews while gazing lustfully at my toy box5 . My reviews will be accompanied by photos, all taken by me, and in the near future I would also like to add some video reviews to the mix.
This is going to be fucking awesome!